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Where there is cheese there are rats. Wherever there are rats there are cats...

don't look up

SMASHING THE FUCK OUT OF A BIG FUCKING ICE CREAM

i mean WHO do they FINK they are?

like WHAT? someone is takin the PISSS. i been lookin at that spot since i was like TWELVE. and then these MENTALISTS climb up there and have some top-to-bottom epileptic fit against it with a load of paint. DAMN they make me want to PUKE my muesli out all over the top deck.

MAD BEEF ICE CREAM

YES YES YALL THIS IS HOW EXCITED YOU SHOULD BE ABOUT ICE CREAM THIS WEDNESDAY NIGHT AT VILLAGE UNDERGROUND. ALL THE FLAVOURS FOR THE NEIGHBOURS.......... CARAMEL CONCRETE CRUNCH / SUPREME ANTI-CLIMB ICE CREAM / BUCKS JIZZ. GOIN CHEAPER THEN ANYTHING ELSE ON THIS SCENE AND IF YOU TAKE YOUR CLOTHES OF AND ETCH SOMETHING POINTLESS INTO HER MAJESTIES TUBULAR SERVICE WE'LL PROBABLY GIVE IT YOU FREE.
SEE YOU THERE XXX

Candy Van

So while all them lot were fartin about on the telly i was in a coma somewhere probably in Essex and i saw this. It was some GNARLY nightmare, this guys got his teeth all falling out in my face and he's waving human body parts around like someone is actually gonna buy that shit but damn his van is like the fittest thing i ever seen...... Yeh so who knows how to hot wire ice cream vans???!